(Fade in to Morgendorffer living room, late August 2000. Jake is pacing. Helen is watching him, slightly exasperated.)
Jake: Where ARE they? They were SUPPOSED to be back six DAYS ago!
(overtext: "Anglo-Canadian Studios...")
Helen: Jake, will you get a grip? They were driving around the COUNTRY; it's not surprising that they're a LITTLE off-schedule.1
(overtext: "In association with Ben Yee Short Films, Inc.")
Jake: Six DAYS? That's nearly a WEEK!
Helen: (sigh) Jake...
(The sound of car motors is heard. Jake springs towards the window and looks out.)
(overtext: "Presents a Canadibrit production")
Jake: They're back!
(He and Helen sprint for the front door.)
(Scene: Morgendorffer house, exterior. Helen and Jake burst out the door.
(overtext: "of a Canadibrit/Ben Yee screenplay")
The Mercedes [with what look like bullet holes in the rear passenger door], driven by Jane, pulls up in front of the house. Quinn steps out of the back, carrying a plain black tote bag and wearing travel-stained blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a deep pink leather jacket. A fading bruise is visible up one side of her face. As the Mercedes pulls away, Quinn walks up the walk and stops in front of her parents, who are staring at her.)
(overtext: "Directed by Canadibrit and Ben Yee")
Helen: QUINN? What happened to your FACE?
Jake: I'm gonna KILL the bastard that...
(overtext: "Original story by Canadibrit.")
Quinn: Dad ... somebody already did. I'm going up to my room - I'm tired. Good night.
(Quinn brushes past them and into the house, leaving Helen and Jake to stare at her. Then another motor is heard and a van that looks incredibly like the one the A-Team drove pulls up in front of the house, closely followed by Trent's blue Plymouth.
(overtext: "Daria Morgendorffer")
Trent's behind the wheel of his car; Max is driving the A-Team van. Daria [black jeans, white shirt, forest green leather duster coat, lethal deep green boots] steps out of the front passenger side of the Plymouth, circles the car, and leans to talk to Trent.)
Daria: I don't want her staying in that house on her own. Not until...
(overtext: "Jane Lane")
Trent: She's staying over at our house. Janey's gonna set up Penny's old room. (beat) Those two are gonna be okay, right?
Daria: Eventually. (beat) I hope. (beat) I'll call later.
(overtext: "Lynn Cullen")
(Trent nods at Daria, who opens the rear passenger door, pulls out her duffel bag and steps away from the Plymouth.)
(overtext: "AP McIntyre")
(It drives off, followed by the A-Team van. Then she shoulders the bag and starts up the walk. When she reaches the door, she stops by Helen and Jake, who are staring at her.)
Daria: Mom. Dad.
Helen: (stunned) Daria? Sweetie? Are you...?
(overtext: "Quinn Morgendorffer")
Daria: (holding up a hand) We had ... a long, strange trip. That's all you need to know.
(She slips past them and up the stairs, leaving Helen and Jake to stare after her.)
(overtext: "Trent Lane")
(Scene: Daria's room. She drops her duffel bag in a corner, then takes off the coat, draping it over the bed. She sits down on the bed and kicks off the boots so hard they hit the wall opposite.)
(overtext: Jesse Moreno
Nicholas Campbell
Max Tyler)
(Then she lays back and sighs, staring at the ceiling for a moment. Then she sits up, seems to ponder, and then heads for her computer. She switches it on, waits for it to boot and then fires up a word processing programme. Close-up on Daria as we hear the sounds of her typing.)
(overtext: "And Tom Sloane in...")
Daria: (writing VO) The names and faces will be changed when I get around to it. For now, I'll just tell it like it was. (beat) Then again, may as well just leave our names. No one's going to believe this anyway.
(Cut to the screen. In bold block capitals, centred, we watch the following words get typed:)